The D-Bag List

OK, I have decided to begin a list on my Blog. It is the, you might be a D-Bag if list. Similar to the Redneck list, but mostly it is just going to be a list of things that people do that annoy the shit out of me, and probably everyone else on the planet. So, here goes. Now, if you do one of these, it is possible that you just have a quirky personality. But people who find themselves guilty on multiple accounts should do some serious soul searching.

You may be a D-bag if:
1. You pop your collar for reasons other than the weather.
2. You have worn a shirt that says, “If you can read this, the bitch fell off”
3. You have ever said the word “Bra or Braw” to address a friend and were not being sarcastic.
4. You are exceptionally loud in lifting weights at the gym and weight until lots of people are around to do your exercising.
5. Your name is Dick Cheney
6. You actually like Paris Hilton
7. You have ever been on MTV.
8. You like the band Hinder, or Nickel Back.
9. You often wear “Froggers”, the things that connect to the back of Sunglasses. Also known as Frat Tails.
10. You drive a “gas guzzler” without a good reason, and or, don’t use your turn signals. I have found that these two things have a very high positive correlation.

Anyways, that’s all. More to come in the future. It has been awhile. Post your suggestions for better things on the list of you can think of any.