Saturday

I feel like shit today. Not in the, I woke up and had a fever and headache sort of way. Although I do have a bit of a headache, I think it is because I have forgotten to eat. But I feel like shit in a much more broad sense. I feel as if today, the best method to spend my time would be to sit in a dark and cold place and brood.

Have you ever looked at yourself and been like, “Holy crap! Is that me? Man I suck!”
For me, this is one of those days. I am just pissed off at myself, and pretty much everything else that I share existence with. Earlier today I was ready to duel an extension cord to the death, but the damn thing could not fight back very well. So, I satisfied my anger by unknotting it. Not nearly as satisfying as if it had been alive and we could have fought to the death.

Well, I suppose that now that I have alerted the rest of the world, consisting of the no one who reads my blog as to the level of how much I suck. I shall retire. I bid you good day.